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Rock

a little chillen asian boy. not short but not too tall. an asian boy who has toilet paper in front of his computer and yes, a person who can see with his eyes so don't ask. NHS and actually pretty smart, but sometimes it might not seem like it. frikkkin loves biking and hanging out with cool people because it's the man. it's the shiz. it's the ghost. it's the hombre. eats a lot and rarely ever gets mad even if you're Kim Jong Il or Abu Al-Zarqawi and you're gonna nuke the mother out of us. my brohams are the coolest people. music is good. pretty friendly and meeting new people is cool

that guy is so rock and he's rockin

by asdf March 23, 2005

You got served

Teh bst mvie mde since undercover brother

All these fags who dont like the movie you got served probably got served once in their life

by asdf June 18, 2004

prom night

1. A night where gay fucks from HS dance in GYMS while wearing tuxedo's to get laid for shizzy at the end of the night tho.
2. Waste of time, energy and money. It would be better if guaranteed sex was only thing that happened on prom nights.

by asdf August 6, 2003

roflmaowwtvap

roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....

roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha

by asdf November 30, 2002

fuck

This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress

1. i like to fuck.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.

by asdf May 13, 2003

heat score

see the definition of 'heaty'

man, your so heat score

by asdf April 11, 2005

glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003