the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 06, 2003

mud cutting

Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.

Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

by asdf October 15, 2003

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

hdb

hdb = everything

hdb owns all of you!

by asdf October 02, 2003

stoges

cigarette

got any stoges?

by asdf August 15, 2003

meat slap

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

by asdf December 13, 2002

Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.

Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.

by asdf August 23, 2003