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Definitions by Ascot1111

A new type of Cannabis grading in general, emergenging from a satured Canadian Cannabis market mostly due to Cannabis growing permits easily distributed using opiate & opioid crisis as an excuse to easily obtain these permits and grow personal medical weed for pain and symptoms instead of abusing opiates or opioids. Basically Quad A means the Highest Grade of Cannabis amongst the abundancy of Canadian Pot. Some people pronounce it short, Quad but the name of the designation is Quad-A. If you ask for Quad A in Canada, you will receive good stuff, it tends to be twice as strong, devoid of mold and mildew, and a real good smoke in general. The expression is also used in French, in Quebec, the french canadian province.
Yo I don't want reg weed man can you find some Quad A? Hey it's me, got any Quad for sale dude? Yo big t'as tu du Quad a vendre (french) ?
Quad A by Ascot1111 November 8, 2019

benzo drop 

It's when someone takes a large amount of benzodiazepines, often called benzo(s), or more than their regular dose if already using benzodiazepines, reffering to the fact that your ass tends to do exactly that, once done, like drop somewhere/anywhere approximately 15 minutes after the benzo... drop. Most Benzos usually act pretty fast.
Wanna do a benzo drop and then go for a cloudwalk after at the park? Holy fuck I benzo dropped last night and policemen woke me up in my neighbor's yard this morning. I benzo dropped with my friend and then we just laid there cozy as fuck staring at the walls like two dolts, it was educational and AWESOME!
benzo drop by Ascot1111 October 30, 2019

Wake & Toast 

It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.
Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey
Wake & Toast by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.
I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter
Shafter by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!
I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.
Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018

anhydrous 

A substance that contains no water, or very, very little water/humidity, from etymology an- (no) hydro (water). A good synonym or similar word would be hydrophobic, from etymology hydro- (water) phobos (fear). However, it does not necessarily mean that this substance may not have the appearance of a liquid.
This substance is bone dry, it's practically anhydrous.
anhydrous by Ascot1111 November 10, 2018
Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!
I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!
Shoosh by Ascot1111 November 9, 2018