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Definitions by Asa Guy

fat dick 

To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.
Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...
fat dick by Asa Guy January 2, 2009

ice pick 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of iced tea and some sort of citrus vodka, be it lemon or orange. Damn tasty and you get gassed fast. Great for taking to the beach...
Pour me an ice pick miss bartender and i'll bend you over later...
ice pick by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

two turntables and microphone 

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

found you one 

A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!
Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
found you one by Asa Guy December 27, 2008

paper hat joe 

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
paper hat joe by Asa Guy December 27, 2008

sewer whale 

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.
Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...
sewer whale by Asa Guy May 15, 2007

hunkadunk 

The totally shitty feeling of being hungover after lots of beers the night before. This word is used when you still are in the morning haze.
"Damn, after all that booze last night i'm in deep hunkadunk..."
hunkadunk by Asa Guy May 12, 2007