Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
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sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.
Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...
by Asa Guy May 15, 2007
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found you one

A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!
Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
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"Ripin' it"

Used to describe a dead person or some other thing which used to be living. Taken from the common tombstone inscription Rest In Peace...
"Tyrone took a cap to the dome, now he's "ripin' it"..."
by Asa Guy November 15, 2006
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hunkadunk

The totally shitty feeling of being hungover after lots of beers the night before. This word is used when you still are in the morning haze.
"Damn, after all that booze last night i'm in deep hunkadunk..."
by Asa Guy May 12, 2007
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paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
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fat dick

To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.
Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...
by Asa Guy January 02, 2009
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