Definitions by Asa Guy
fat dick
two turntables and microphone
Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
two turntables and microphone by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
found you one
A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!
Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
found you one by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
paper hat joe
paper hat joe by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
sewer whale
Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...
sewer whale by Asa Guy May 15, 2007
hunkadunk
The totally shitty feeling of being hungover after lots of beers the night before. This word is used when you still are in the morning haze.