Asa Guy's definitions
Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
Get the two turntables and microphonemug. Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...
by Asa Guy May 15, 2007
Get the sewer whalemug. Used to describe a dead person or some other thing which used to be living. Taken from the common tombstone inscription Rest In Peace...
by Asa Guy November 15, 2006
Get the "Ripin' it"mug. The totally shitty feeling of being hungover after lots of beers the night before. This word is used when you still are in the morning haze.
by Asa Guy May 12, 2007
Get the hunkadunkmug. An alcoholic beverage consisting of iced tea and some sort of citrus vodka, be it lemon or orange. Damn tasty and you get gassed fast. Great for taking to the beach...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
Get the ice pickmug. A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!
Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
Get the found you onemug. by Asa Guy January 2, 2009
Get the fat dickmug.