Wherever there is a big candidates' debate there is Spin Alley. After the debate, journalists have to write stories, produce TV packages. For this they need quotes and authorized knowers who can talk on camera.
There to provide such are the spinners: hired guns, stand-ins, soulmates who agree to meet the press after the debate to explain why their candidate "won." Of course this is a verdict known in advance; however that fact too is known in advance, so no one really minds. Spin Alley will live again in whatever large, air-conditioned room is next designated for the ritual. Unless it's stopped.
There to provide such are the spinners: hired guns, stand-ins, soulmates who agree to meet the press after the debate to explain why their candidate "won." Of course this is a verdict known in advance; however that fact too is known in advance, so no one really minds. Spin Alley will live again in whatever large, air-conditioned room is next designated for the ritual. Unless it's stopped.
After the debate, I took the press shuttle back to the media center -- and to the small section therein blatantly designated "Spin Alley," ringed on three sides by bare-bones makeshift broadcast platforms and stuffed to capacity with reporters, camera crews and politicos. Everywhere you looked there were clusters of media people surrounding spinners and surrogates, whose names were printed on laminated red signs held high above the crowd by aides. I felt like I was standing in the middle of one of my own damn cartoons come to life.
by Arunabh Das April 24, 2005

by Arunabh Das April 22, 2004

a huge dork
uber is German for over
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog came up with this terminology during his visit to the Star Wars Fan Convention outside Ziegfield Theater
uber is German for over
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog came up with this terminology during his visit to the Star Wars Fan Convention outside Ziegfield Theater
by Arunabh Das March 15, 2004

The version of the world wide web that exists "n" years from now, where n is a very large number and internet marketeers have still not been able to come up with a new buzzword to market crap to you online so they decided to go with n.0
where n = whatever version of the www that they claim exists at the time
where n = whatever version of the www that they claim exists at the time
by Arunabh Das February 01, 2009

Refers to an economy where no one has a "real" job. Everyone has "gigs", i.e. short-term contracts for doing things with no benefits or pension plans.
Tina Brown refers to the economics of the new economy as gigonomics in her column on The Daily Beast.
by Arunabh Das January 25, 2009

by Arunabh Das April 22, 2004

This is twecsitgredep. If I had more time, I would tell you what I mean by that but my home is being repossessed, my bank has gone under and my plastic surgeon wants to perform liposuction on me so he can eat. So I'll save time by referring to it as the twecsitgredep.
by Arunabh Das February 18, 2009
