Arthur's definitions

caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

mack

Slang 'gangsta' term for masturbation.

Despite the tough talk, us gangstas can't get none for real, so we spends all our time macking off.

by Arthur September 14, 2003

peacenik

A relatively unoffensive insult used by dumb people to insult members of the anti-war movement.

Idiot: You're a peacenik
Peacenik: and?

by Arthur October 5, 2003

h11

A greater form of hate

h8 coming from the word hate

h11 > h8

Dude why such h11?
Omfg I h11 you!
h11?

by Arthur March 18, 2005

Neo-conservative

To belong to a doctrine or group that suggests it is okay to use force to tactically aquired every resource on the planet either through a client state system or direct rule. Fringe groups (normally Christians) and secrective inner circles also believe that it is Americas divine right to do this.

Tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the masses.

Neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.

Neo-conservatives got elected into the Whitehouse because Americans are too stupid to vote for arguements against them.

by Arthur October 5, 2003

trendwhore

anyone who wears those gay livestrong bracelets and anyone who wears the even gayer livestrong style bracelets that advertize for oter diseses like breast cancer and john kerry

yesterday i saw a 10 year old kid wearing 13 bracelets all in different colors all having the slogan of some disease or company. There is no way the hospital would let him walk around like that if he really had all those diseases.

by Arthur December 5, 2004

Chill

To smoke crack.

I gonna chill wit my homeys, then we gonna mack each other up the ass.

by Arthur September 14, 2003