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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement
by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003
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olive

I don't know if an olive could be considered a vegetable or not.
It's a type of plant that resembles a green grape, but with a more rubbery texture. They are usually salty. This is probably due to preparation - sort of like pickling. And sometimes they have red things stuck in the middle, most likely for decorative puroposes.
There's no need for an example, everyone loves olives. Even you, come on, admit it. You know you like olives. Don't even try to deny it.
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
mugGet the olivemug.

saray

"Sorry." Usually used by lamers or people who can't pronounce "sorry" properly.
lamer1: asl plz
lamer2: 9/m/usa
lamer1: saray, bye.
lamer2: :(
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
mugGet the saraymug.

Hamp

v. To infringe on one's space and belongings
Don't hamp on my forty please
by Art Vandelay July 29, 2004
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bitchin

Wow, that patent leather snakeskin speedo is totally bitchin' !
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
mugGet the bitchinmug.

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.
by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004
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habble

Just "Habble." Sometimes used as a greeting between members of a certain cult.
If I told you any more it could lead to like, the apocolypse or something. And we don't want THAT.
Habble !
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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