poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 04, 2021
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SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.
SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.
by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021
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Flabstract Art

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
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PC-13

A pre-teen, who was raised by ultra- politically correct parents, and was excessively protected from foul language, extreme violence, sexual situations, and any other adult material.
Seeing a PG-13 move almost killed my PC-13 friend.
by Arnie Grape April 21, 2022
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consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.
The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.
by Arnie Grape March 04, 2021
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pignity

When a fat person goes out to eat, but he or she refuses to stuff their face in order to save some face.
You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021
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no-stalgia

The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021
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