Arnie Grape's definitions

go ogle

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.

I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.

by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019

palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.

Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.

by Arnie Grape June 29, 2023

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

D. U. AYE!

Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.

The bartender called us a taxi cab after Mike told him that he was our D. U. AYE!

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021

pignity

When a fat person goes out to eat, but he or she refuses to stuff their face in order to save some face.

You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.

by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021

consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.

The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.

by Arnie Grape March 4, 2021