58 definitions by Arnie Grape

When an actor / actress can't reach the same level of success portraying a role as an adult that they achieved as a child.
Dusin Diamond (Screech) serves as the example for fellow childhood actors / actresses, such as Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Soleil Moon Frye, The Olsen Twins, and Jaleel White, of those who will always suffer from screech reach.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021
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When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
by Arnie Grape March 9, 2021
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An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021
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The new politically correct word for referring to females who charge money for sex.
It's bad enough that I have to pay for sex, but now I have call hookers feemales so I don't offend them?
by Arnie Grape May 1, 2021
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An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.
The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.
by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020
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The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022
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Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!
by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021
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