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A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.
by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021
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I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dance mug.1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021
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I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.
by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021
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Get the SORDID-19 mug.A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021
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Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!
by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021
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