Arnie Grape's definitions

cruelogy

A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.

I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019

Twink Towers

A 9 inch man getting blown up by an 11 inch man!

Twink Towers are a sight that makes you sick to your stomach, and you never want to see it again!

by Arnie Grape December 7, 2023

boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

D. U. AYE!

Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.

The bartender called us a taxi cab after Mike told him that he was our D. U. AYE!

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021

go ogle

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.

I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.

by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021

wombstone

Another word for abortion.

Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!

by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019