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Flabstract Art

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
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PC-13

A pre-teen, who was raised by ultra- politically correct parents, and was excessively protected from foul language, extreme violence, sexual situations, and any other adult material.
Seeing a PG-13 move almost killed my PC-13 friend.
by Arnie Grape April 21, 2022
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no-stalgia

The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021
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you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.
My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.
by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021
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pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.
by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021
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ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021
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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
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