Arnie Grape's definitions

50 Scents

When someone can tell which state a woman is from based on the smell of her pussy.

I might not have a "Magic Stick," but because of my 50 Scents, I know which states to go to when I want to eat out some fresh pussy.

by Arnie Grape October 8, 2021

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021

pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.

Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.

by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021

feemales

The new politically correct word for referring to females who charge money for sex.

It's bad enough that I have to pay for sex, but now I have call hookers feemales so I don't offend them?

by Arnie Grape May 1, 2021

pigtales

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.

Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.

by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019