Arnie Grape's definitions

owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

four-fit

four-fit (v) – The act of a woman giving up on a relationship because her man has a penis size of four inches or smaller.

My girlfriend decided to four-fit our relationship because of her experiences as a porn star.

by Arnie Grape December 15, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021

pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.

Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.

by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021

kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.

I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.

by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021