Definitions by Arnie Grape

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

garage mirage by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

S'moresum 

When two white people (crackers), one black person (chocolate), and a fat person (marshmallow), engage in a sexual activity.

I knew that I might loose my virginity at camp, but I didn't think it would happen during a S'moresum!

S'moresum by Arnie Grape May 6, 2021

I dropped it parent 

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

I dropped it parent by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021

feemales 

The new politically correct word for referring to females who charge money for sex.

It's bad enough that I have to pay for sex, but now I have call hookers feemales so I don't offend them?

feemales by Arnie Grape May 1, 2021

pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.

Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.

pop peyronie by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021

owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

owl taxidermy by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

Youbiks Cube 

1. The online video "evolution" of the Rubik's Cube, which originally featured six faces that were covered by nine stickers.
2. Online videos that become popular, and receive a lot of views and subscribers, but it is usually the same six faces who are covering the same nine popular subjects.

After viewing countless hours of How - To, Food Review, and Mukbang videos, I was ready to move on from the pointless and unsatisfying allure of the Youbiks Cube.

Youbiks Cube by Arnie Grape April 19, 2021