Arnie Grape's definitions

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021

kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.

I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.

by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021

SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.

SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021

pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.

Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.

by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021

wombstone

Another word for abortion.

Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!

by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021