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A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
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The A.Y.C.B.B. stands for the All You Can Beat Buffet. The A.Y.C.B.B. donates outdated porno DVDs to areas that have limited to no internet access.
I was feeling charitable this year, so I donated all of my 90's and early 2000's porno DVD's to the A.Y.C.B.B. Giving does feel better than receiving, and after watching these DVD's, hopefully these deserving people will feel the same way too.
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021
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A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
by Arnie Grape May 05, 2021
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A standard bath tub that has been sprayed with multiple rounds from a young man dealing with puberty.
When your son has an extended clip, a jackuzi is one of the most traumatizing scenes you will ever witness.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021
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by Arnie Grape March 01, 2021
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