58 definitions by Arnie Grape
The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.
I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.
by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021
1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021
When two white people (crackers), one black person (chocolate), and a fat person (marshmallow), engage in a sexual activity.
I knew that I might loose my virginity at camp, but I didn't think it would happen during a S'moresum!
by Arnie Grape May 6, 2021
The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.
by Arnie Grape April 27, 2021
Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022
A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.
I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.
by Arnie Grape June 1, 2021
A gentleman who is hired to represent, negotiate, and seal the deal for a professional "playa" looking to secure a commitment from a female who has multiple and possibly better other options.
I had to ask my A-Gent to be my best man because without him ... she would have never let me put a ring on her finger.
by Arnie Grape March 1, 2023