pornography

1. Any photos or movies depicting men, women, and sometimes children and elderly people, in nudity/sexual acts.
2. What used to be art, 200-2000 years ago.

1. Johnny was caught with some pornography in his backpack. AGAIN.
2. Look at these paintings! All these women are naked! Who would put this pornography in an Art Gallery?

by ArmTheHobos June 25, 2007

pull my finger

The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.

Dad: Hey. Pull my finger.

Son: ... HOW ABOUT "NO"?

Dad: :(

by Armthehobos August 03, 2007

Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

by Armthehobos September 25, 2007