Bark At The Moon

An album released in 1983 just after the death of Randy Rhoads. also the name of the song on the album.

oh oh yea bark at the moon OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

by Ozzyrules January 2, 2005

Bark At The Moon

1. A song by Ozzy Ozzborn
2. Analingus; The act of giving oral pleasures to your partner's anus; Eating out the anus; Tounging an anus; Shoving your tongue into an anus and exploring via tongue.

Guy 1: Damn, her ass is FINE!
Guy 2: I'd like to bark at HER moon!
Guy 1: wtf o_O

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Guy: So, bend over?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I want to bark at the moon! :D *Howls*
Girl: O_O
Guy: Please?
Girl: Fine v_v

by Kajiotaku October 26, 2007

bark at the moon

gaping a girl ass as to fasten inside a flashlight, that will illuminate her ass to look like that of the moon, then you and your friends bark at her in her shame

mark: that whore last night totally let us bark at the moon
blu: no way

mark:yup and she wouldn't give back my flashlight

by mark springs October 7, 2011

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 12, 2007

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl December 20, 2016

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006