Arch0wl's definitions
What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
by Arch0wl May 14, 2005
Get the douchebagmug. The stupid way of saying faggot, usually typoed because "i" is next to "o".
Usually said in a quick attempt (which is why they typo it) to try to save themselves when someone can't think of a good comeback.
Usually said in a quick attempt (which is why they typo it) to try to save themselves when someone can't think of a good comeback.
Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."
Guy B: "faggit"
Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."
Guy B: "stfu"
Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
Guy B: "faggit"
Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."
Guy B: "stfu"
Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.
by Arch0wl May 17, 2005
Get the faggitmug. by Arch0wl December 12, 2006
Get the friggenmug. Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.
Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*
Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."
Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."
Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
by Arch0wl December 16, 2006
Get the pockymug. by Arch0wl July 23, 2005
Get the wapanesemug. A Nintendo gadget that lets you use the Nintendo controls with your hand motions. There's only one thing you need to know: it's bad.
by Arch0wl November 19, 2006
Get the power glovemug. Usually found in online games, especially cooperative ones. When some little 11 year old faggot thinks it's another episode of some gay anime show or something, and goes out to be a LONE MERCENARY FAGGOT but ends up getting fucked up when he leaves his group, because the sole purpose of the group was to work together to kill monsters that they couldn't normally kill anyway. People like this usually never learn, because ramboism is usually a cause of impatience. The term derives from Rambo, who was the stereotypical lone badass.
SSJ4Gogeta666 suffered from a bad case of Ramboism when his Warrior went off by himself to attack some level 26 monsters in his group that he could never kill anyway because he was level 20.
by Arch0wl December 11, 2006
Get the ramboismmug.