An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025
Get the Elon Derangement Syndromemug. An orgasm which occurs while performing fellatio, without the fellatrix/fellator receiving any genital stimulation.
Derived from the name of Galinthis, the legendary prostitute whose oral skills created a scandal in the Greek city of Thebes when women's husbands began pestering their wives for blowjobs. This angered the goddess Hera so much that she cursed Galinthis to bear all of her children from her mouth.
Derived from the name of Galinthis, the legendary prostitute whose oral skills created a scandal in the Greek city of Thebes when women's husbands began pestering their wives for blowjobs. This angered the goddess Hera so much that she cursed Galinthis to bear all of her children from her mouth.
"The other day, I was deep-throating Raoul, really into it like usual, but I wasn't expecting to actually climax doing it! I looked it up online and found out about Galinthic orgasm. I'll be giving head a LOT more from now on, trying to learn to get it to happen more often - I don't think Raoul will mind.
by Arcadia Jane Berger February 4, 2025
Get the Galinthic Orgasmmug. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Derangement Syndrome: an irrational obsession with Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14).
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.
Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.
Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.
"I don't know what's in the new bill Congress took up this morning, but AOC spoke in favor of it for fifteen minutes, and Janice has spent all afternoon screaming about what a shit-for-brains traitor, moran of a Com-symp AOC is and how she should go back to mixing girl drinks. Considering how bad Janice's AOCDS is, it must be a pretty good bill."
by Arcadia Jane Berger August 3, 2025
Get the AOCDSmug. A spineless lump of nothing. A cowardly, useless, worthless blob that sits passively when anything functional would get up and act or at least speak or at least sit up straight and display a facial expression.
Don't just sit there on the couch like a rubio. Sit up and say something! Stand up and act, instead of just getting rubioed by that trumpery fool! People will remember that at the critical moment, you decided to rubio instead of acting.
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 1, 2025
Get the Rubiomug. "I told Scruggs if she didn't start making herself more amenable to my advances, she was liable to find herself out of a situation."
"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?
"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?
by Arcadia Jane Berger July 18, 2025
Get the Situationshipmug. Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).
Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
Get the Elon Derangement Syndromemug. The marriage of a woman to a father and son at the same time. After the name of a Tibetan village where many such marriages existed at one time.
Juana used to just be Ricardo's girlfriend, but then they began to have a triad relationship with his old man, Felipe. They had a commitment ceremony in the park, solemnized by a Unitarian minister who's done polyamorous weddings before, so now they're in a Shigatse marriage.
by Arcadia Jane Berger July 31, 2025
Get the Shigatsemug.