Vox

Someone who talks endlessly without saying anything worth hearing.

"Is there any way to shut up that whiny little vox at the end of the bar?"

by Arcadia Berger February 05, 2013

pedifiler

A person who files the corns off of people's feet.

I took the emery board and filed the corns off of Mrs. Kyl's feet. She said I was the best pedifiler who had ever treated her.

by Arcadia Berger March 25, 2022

Liberal Tears

Clean drinking water provided by taxpayer-funded water projects, especially in areas where conservative local governments have neglected infrastructure, requiring Federal emergency intervention.

"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"

by Arcadia Berger September 01, 2022

catch and release

Flirting during a conversation or even a date in a very forward manner, creating the impression of a strong sexual interest, with no intention of actually following through.

I don't like the term cock teasing. I prefer to think of it as 'catch and release'.

by Arcadia Berger December 07, 2006

Woman

A human who sincerely answers, "Yes" to the question, "Are you a woman?"

"Are you sure Sky is a woman?" "Oh, sure. I wondered, so I asked her." "You ASKED her?" "Yeah. I said, 'Are you a woman?' and she said, 'Yes." It was NBD, it was obvious people had asked her before."

by Arcadia Berger July 16, 2023

lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.

"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."

by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022

mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024