Weird

1) Strange

2) Not quite what you're used to and therefor you hate it with extreme prejudice.

I love the star-nosed mole, so weird!

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

Bronze Medal Sex

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

by ApricotFields June 07, 2019

Wurstfest

Any circumstance with an over abundance of males and a serious lack of females.

I wanted to get some but the place was a total wurstfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

Adultizer

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.

At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.

by ApricotFields June 07, 2019

Teleiosensual

Desirous or inclined to seek physical though non-sexual affection (hugging, hand holding etc.) from adults, especially of a child or pedophile.

At a young age she was showing a lot of teleiosensual tendencies making one wonder if the latency stage was as real as people thought it was.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

pedohebephilia

Sexual attraction to both pubescent and prepubescent children without too much of a bias either way.

Strictly speaking, a pedophile is attracted to prepubescent children while a hebephile is the one who find puberty to be a positive thing. Both together is pedohebephilia.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019