ApricotFields's definitions

Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.

I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Shrinkflation

The decrease of the quantity of a given commodity within the purchasable item without a proportional decrease in price.

Although the bag looked the same, the significantly fewer chips per bag proved that we were seeing shrinkflation.

by ApricotFields November 12, 2020

Prepredrinks

The drinking (of alcohol) you do alone before meeting up with people for predrinks.

There was just enough time for prepredrinks before I met them for predrinks.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

Neoslut

A new kind of slut that doesn't let patriarchal demands of chastity rule her life. She owns her sexuality, if she wants to get some, she gets some but that doesn't mean she does just anyone; if she doesn't like your vibe she will not hesitate to say "pass" and promote consent culture just as passionately as she waves the flag for shameless sex.

I never new how wonderful sex could be until I befriended a group of neosluts that taught me to not be ashamed of my urges.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Boykini

A bikini variant in which the bottoms resemble boyshorts.

Her body looked no less amazing in that boykini.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

teleiophobia

The irrational hatred of adults.

Although young people are treated pretty badly, that doesn't justify teleiophobia.

by ApricotFields June 9, 2020