Definitions by ApricotFields

Star Bellied Sneech

A thing that gathers great admiration or prestige but is really only arbitrarily designated from things of much lower prestige.

Everyone praises the skills of the football team while neglecting the talent of the other teams at the school. People don't see a football player is just Star Bellied Sneech.

Star Bellied Sneech by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

pedohebephilia 

Sexual attraction to both pubescent and prepubescent children without too much of a bias either way.

Strictly speaking, a pedophile is attracted to prepubescent children while a hebephile is the one who find puberty to be a positive thing. Both together is pedohebephilia.

pedohebephilia by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Pedopodorosis 

The phenomenon in which foot fetishes find an attraction to children's feet (due to them not really being that different to adults' feet) and freaking out that they might be a pedophile.

David was going to kill himself for how much Mackenzie Zeigler's feet aroused him but it was simply a case of Pedopodorosis.

Pedopodorosis by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Reverse Humbert 

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.

David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.

Reverse Humbert by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Plastihot

Attractive in such a way that one can tell intermediately that cosmetic surgery has been done but none the worse for that.

Some people say David's step-mom looks fake but I think she's plastihot.

Plastihot by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Severalsome 

More people than you can immediately count having sex with each other.

Not merely on orgy but legitimate group sex with everyone in on the chain of pleasure.

We invited some chicks over and they all brought some friend so with all the E we were taking it inevitably became a severalsome.

Severalsome by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Bronze Medal Sex 

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

Bronze Medal Sex by ApricotFields June 7, 2019