163 definition by ApricotFields

The number one cause of pedophilia.
I don't have any interest being around all the sexy children.
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

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A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.
Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

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The hypothetical land in which anarchist communist-society has been realized.
In ancompton, it's not the case that everyone owns everything, it's just that each workforce owns their respective business collectively.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

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Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.
I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

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Someone (especially a young woman) who lets people think they are underage as a way of teasing/flirting/having a joke but is perfectly legal.
She made a lot of guys panic slightly by being pseudo-jailbait
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

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A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.
I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

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When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.
I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

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