Definitions by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing
Robloxxed
To be called out, cancelled, banned or sued for acting like a vigilante, like how schlep was banned from Roblox and then sued by them for conducting sting operations on the site to catch predators when Roblox did nothing to catch the predators.
Matilda was Robloxxed by the local preschool who sued her after she set up sting operations to catch predators who were attempting to talk to the children during break time as there was a fence beyond the yard and beyond that a trailer park where predators and crackheads ran wild and children would wander to the fence right where the trailer park was so Jane would stand there recording the preds trying to talk to the children and then show the police who fortunately did get the preds arrested and the school lost the lawsuit as what Matilda did was praised by the town mayor and parents of the children who had backed her.
Robloxxed by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 14, 2026
Air India
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that your national airline was bad, think again. They have dirty cabins, seats falling apart, IFEs not working and even flies and other insects in galleys and shit. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of hygiene and upkeep.
2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is dirty and crap.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is dirty and crap.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I was stuck for five hours at the gate in Mumbai waiting to fly back to Europe, apparently due to a problem with the air conditioning system (we were on a 787), we weren’t allowed to deboard, so we were stuck in the hot and stuffy cabin, and now air india refuses to compensate me for the whole ordeal, those assholes. The worst part is that I paid $6300 for a “first class” ticket (in reality it couldn’t be further away than the expected first class experience) and didn’t get a single cent back in compensation or refund.
Air India by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 11, 2026
Boeing 737 MAX
Boeing and Airbus are mortal rivals. Boeing designed the 737 back in the 60s, and made the landing gear short as most airports back then lacked infrastructure needed to load passengers and cargo into aircraft that sat higher off the ground. Thus they designed the 737 to sit low to the ground. Then came the 737 classic, with bigger and more efficient engines, (Larger engines = higher bypass ratio = more fuel-efficient), still small enough to fit under the wings, negating the need to make the landing gear taller and a whole lot of recertification. Then came the Airbus A320, which sold like hot cakes. Boeing needed a competitor, so along came the 737NG, same story as the 737 classic. And then came the A320neo, with higher bypass engines, and once again Boeing needed a competitor so the 737 MAX was born. Principally, to fit the Boeing 737 MAX’s larger engines under the wings while keeping the airframe low to the ground, Boeing moved them forward and upwards. The low-slung design also suited low cost carriers which don’t use airport infrastructure (lifts, stairs, jetbridges, etc) to save costs.
The larger engine nacelles can create significant lift at higher angles of attack due to their placement relative to the centre of lift produced by the wings, which can cause the nose to pitch up during flight in certain situations, increasing the likelihood of an unintended and unrecoverable stall which would change the flight characteristics of the aircraft and require recertification and retraining. To avoid this, Boeing created to the MCAS (Manoeuvring Characteristics Augmentation System) software to detect this pitch-up and push the nose back down, so the MAX behaved and flew exactly like a 737NG, classic and all earlier iterations. But Boeing, in their silly rush to compete with the A320neo, coded MCAS to read off one angle of attack (AoA) sensor, and didn’t tell anyone about it’s existence, so pilots knew nothing about it because if they did, they’d need retraining and the MCAS would require certification.
Early reports from Indonesia's Lion Air investigation suggest that a faulty sensor reading triggered the MCAS suddenly after takeoff. It's known that a similar event may had occurred in the recent Ethiopian Airlines crash. Basically the pilots had no knowledge of the software and how to override it since they simply weren’t told about it. The Boeing 737 MAX is very safe now, thankfully.
Early reports from Indonesia's Lion Air investigation suggest that a faulty sensor reading triggered the MCAS suddenly after takeoff. It's known that a similar event may had occurred in the recent Ethiopian Airlines crash. Basically the pilots had no knowledge of the software and how to override it since they simply weren’t told about it. The Boeing 737 MAX is very safe now, thankfully.
Boeing 737 MAX by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 23, 2026
air india
The worst airline in the world, they have awful cabins with grime, dirt and stains on everything, flies and cockroaches in the galleys and food preparation areas, seats ripped and falling apart, IFEs broken and 5 hour delays where you’re stuck in the plane with no air conditioning as they turn it off for no reason. The worst part is that you have to pay ripoff prices that can go north of 6 grand for a one way trip.
air india by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 19, 2026
BYD
A Chinese EV company, like xpeng or leapmotor. The name means build your dreams but can also mean burn your dreams because their batteries are known to catch fire.
BYD by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 19, 2026
Boeingium
A crappy material made by Boeing that's used in cheap products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them, reflecting how Boeing’s planes keep failing due to their rock bottom crap quality control and materials used.
My new smartwatch strap broke not even ten minutes after I put it on. Must be made from Boeingium. Too bad I binned the receipt thinking I didn’t need to keep it so now I can’t return it.
Boeingium by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 8, 2026
Air India
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that your national airline was bad, think again. They have dirty cabins, seats falling apart, IFEs not working and even flies and other insects in galleys and shit. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of hygiene and upkeep.
2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is bad.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is bad.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I was stuck for five hours at the gate in Mumbai waiting to fly back to Europe, apparently due to a problem with the air conditioning system (we were on a 787), all of us stuck in the hot and stuffy cabin, and now air india refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
Air India by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 29, 2026