weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it
mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear
by Apoclamite July 10, 2010
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travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers
mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
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99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.
I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !
by Apoclamite March 16, 2023
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wirgin

the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin
shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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weed wise

weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing
shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
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Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous
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nipple-ons

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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