Apoclamite's definitions

Decandelation

Decandelation describes any type of light source that's starts to weaken or diminish in some way, be it a touch, a candle or the sun

So as you can see, we have reached dusk, the sun is now in a process of decandelation, which isn't good because my touch batteries are running out so it to is in a process of decandelation.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

Apoclamite

An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.

It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

fakeface

someone dodgy trying to add you as a friend on a social networking site.

mate im on facebook, only want people i know on my friends list, but all these fakeface's keeping trying to add me, never seen or heard of them

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

burger burp

the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you

that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

weed wise

weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing

shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

gone with the weed

basically someone who is either lean or stoned, or getting of there heads on drugs, or someone that has devoloped a mental illness through excessive or habital smoking of cannibis

mate have you seen that film, harold and kumars, they are gone with the weed. me and my friends are getting stoned tonight we are gonna be gone with the weed. that man is acting weird, talking to himself, his gone with the weed mate.

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010