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Definitions by Apoclamite

nipple-ons 

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !
nipple-ons by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

burger burp 

the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you
that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww
burger burp by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
keirse is someone who authors for urban dictionary, also a member of the facebook community, born an englishman, tottenham hotspur fc supporter, habitual stoner.
im an author and a member of the online commuinty, my name is keirse, this isnt my real name of course, this is just a pseudonym
keirse by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin
shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin
wirgin by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

sex soup 

this is the mess that is always there after you have finished a session with your girl, both your secretions, and sometimes hair or other unknown objects now stain your matress or bed covers
rrrr baby that was fantastic, argh shit i just rolled into the sex soup, hahaha
sex soup by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

bitch craft 

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft
bitch craft by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

release the beast 

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast