Apoclamite's definitions

nipple-ons

a name given to a girls erect nipples

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

burger burp

the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you

that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

pee sting

someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee

mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

thadaciun

a way to descirbe a very large number, any amount, greater than a trillion

there would be a thadaciun amount of insects.

by Apoclamite July 7, 2010

illegirl

a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and make something happen with this girl

shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

dagenesse

this is a word to describe the people living in the essex town of dagenham

me and my family are from dagenham therefore are dagenesse. that dagenhma dave is dagenesse

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010