When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
This term is for someone who is between the age 18-20, since they are above the age of consent so they’re legally “fuckable” but they aren’t still treated as full adults since they cannot drink, smoke, gamble, or do other adult activities.
How old is she she doesn’t look like she’s below 19?
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
by Antwan Guzzels May 28, 2024
When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass
Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
by Antwan Guzzels March 27, 2023
Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.
Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression
Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression
by Antwan Guzzels December 26, 2018
by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.
Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”
by Antwan Guzzels June 11, 2024