Anti's definitions

alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.

you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!

by Anti December 18, 2004

low rider

Little caddies or other late model cars that people lower to get the effect of being low to the ground. Usually driven by mexicans or 'gangsters'. Sometimes outfitted with hydraulics.

Low riders are for guys who can't get it up.

Damn, look at that wankster in that low rider... someone's a yuppie...

by Anti October 15, 2004

ballin

Possesing two pistols of the same type, and usinging them both at the same time. kick ass, and just fuckin cool.

Johnson was kicking some serious ass with those two magnums. He's Ballin

by Anti January 9, 2005

fhgwhgads

The incredibly fucked up duck looking thing from the ancient atari game 'Adventure'. It was supposed to be a dragon, but someone was smoking just a little bit too much crack. coined by strong bad.

Someone get this freakin duck away from me!

by Anti January 1, 2005

anti1337

against elite

harry is anti1337

by Anti October 14, 2003

Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005

reverse shocker

Similar to the shocker, but opposite. For the anal whores who wouldn't feel just a pinky. One in the pink, two in the stink.

long live the shock-her.

by Anti December 30, 2004