Anti's definitions

reverse shocker

Similar to the shocker, but opposite. For the anal whores who wouldn't feel just a pinky. One in the pink, two in the stink.

long live the shock-her.

by Anti December 30, 2004

ballin

Possesing two pistols of the same type, and usinging them both at the same time. kick ass, and just fuckin cool.

Johnson was kicking some serious ass with those two magnums. He's Ballin

by Anti January 9, 2005

fhgwhgads

The incredibly fucked up duck looking thing from the ancient atari game 'Adventure'. It was supposed to be a dragon, but someone was smoking just a little bit too much crack. coined by strong bad.

Someone get this freakin duck away from me!

by Anti January 1, 2005

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

by Anti October 25, 2004