a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
by anti March 06, 2005
mugGet the suck the chrome off a ball hitchmug.

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...
by anti February 09, 2005
mugGet the three sheets to the windmug.

bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder
1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.
by Anti January 19, 2005
mugGet the bidnissmug.

alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.
you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!
by Anti December 18, 2004
mugGet the alaskamug.

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.
by Anti November 12, 2004
mugGet the getting gootchedmug.

rock is dead

john: rock is fucking dead man...
Stan: long live paper and scissors!
by Anti December 02, 2004
mugGet the rock is deadmug.

scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.
John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.
by Anti February 04, 2005
mugGet the scotty doesn't knowmug.