slam

1. to inbibe alcohol in a very quick and almost violent manner.

2. anything taken in a similar manner
1. after he slammed those five shots of 151, he started vomiting in an equally violent manner.

2. 'my heartburn was so bad, all i wanted to do was get home and slam a couple tums.'
by Anti February 01, 2005
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Gonmon

Kick ass artist, and all around lovable and sexy man-beast. Notable for his wonderful Earthbound and Metroid art.
Gonmon has once again set the standard for PWNage.
by Anti September 21, 2003
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kicking the dog

When someone in power over you forces something upon you, and you in turn force something on someone under you. like when parents punish you, then you turn around and beat on your little brother.
Sammy beat up timmy because his parents took away the xBox. he's just kicking the dog
by Anti December 30, 2004
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farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.
johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.
by anti May 15, 2005
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getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.
by Anti November 12, 2004
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rock is dead

john: rock is fucking dead man...
Stan: long live paper and scissors!
by Anti December 02, 2004
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scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.
John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.
by Anti February 04, 2005
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