Anti's definitions

mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005

fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

kicking the dog

When someone in power over you forces something upon you, and you in turn force something on someone under you. like when parents punish you, then you turn around and beat on your little brother.

Sammy beat up timmy because his parents took away the xBox. he's just kicking the dog

by Anti December 30, 2004

noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

by Anti November 30, 2004

bronco

Sex act. When doing it doggie style, you reach around and grab the girls tits and say something to piss her off ("wow, your tits feel just like your sister's..." "oh god, mary... (when her name is jane)" "damn, your loose, who'd you fuck now?" etc.) and try to hold on as long as you can.

I pulled a rodeo with amy last night, I was only on for 2.7 seconds. she's strong when she wants to be.

by Anti November 12, 2004

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

rock is dead

Long live paper and scissors.

john: rock is fucking dead man...
Stan: long live paper and scissors!

by Anti December 2, 2004