Anti's definitions

fhgwhgads

The incredibly fucked up duck looking thing from the ancient atari game 'Adventure'. It was supposed to be a dragon, but someone was smoking just a little bit too much crack. coined by strong bad.

Someone get this freakin duck away from me!

by Anti January 1, 2005

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

the funk

To smell. REALLY REALLY BAD.

Damn, dude! take a shower, you got the funk!

by Anti January 2, 2005

it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

by Anti January 5, 2005

ballin

Possesing two pistols of the same type, and usinging them both at the same time. kick ass, and just fuckin cool.

Johnson was kicking some serious ass with those two magnums. He's Ballin

by Anti January 9, 2005

mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005

Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005