Anti's definitions

Gonmon

Kick ass artist, and all around lovable and sexy man-beast. Notable for his wonderful Earthbound and Metroid art.

Gonmon has once again set the standard for PWNage.

by Anti September 21, 2003

anti

1. ME.

2. Someone who is in all ways against any form of established culture, religion, and values.

1. duh.

2. see counter-culture, disestablishmentarianism, punk, and nhilism. "that guy said he's an anti, but practically lives in hot topic. poser.'"

by Anti February 4, 2005

brian boitano

The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed

by anti February 9, 2005

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.

you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!

by Anti December 18, 2004

suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

by anti March 6, 2005