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Indie Kid

kids who listen to indie music. generally elitist, white upper-middle class males who get pissed when anyone starts talking about music. they are obsessed with finding bands no one has heard of, only to claim they hate them once they make it big. ex: modest mouse, franz ferdinand(sp?), the shins. now only listen to music they found on purevolume.com, or college radio. they like bands like Ambulence LTD, death from above 1979, and kill hannah. but not anymore, because someone else knows about them. general attitude of punks, but less angry at the government and more angry at everyone else.
"I'm more entitled to listen to this, because i found it first. go listen to good charolette and 50 cent, you pillow biter!"
by anti May 22, 2005
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take the f out of safe and the f out of way
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
by anti March 17, 2005
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sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.
i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.
by anti March 21, 2005
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shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
by Anti November 22, 2004
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the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.
Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.
by Anti January 23, 2005
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Attiken

A no good lying lowlife. He will take all of the beauty power and brilliance you have and suck it out of you. He looks for lovers as one looks for fans. Admiration and devotion. Despite him introducing you to his entire family he’ll have another woman qued up the second you have a bad day. This man only gives love to get love not out of real conviction
Attiken is a leach
by Anti February 23, 2025
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winner

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election
by Anti October 25, 2004
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