Anti's definitions

fus

N: Acronym for fucked up shit.
see also: f.u.s., V-FUS
Common at drinking parties. Can be good or bad.

Good fus: finding a full 5th of bacardi 151 under the couch, the party host setting his table on fire in a small contained corner with said bacari, a solid male/female ratio with minimal gay guys.

BAD fus: spilling beer/liquor onto someone (see party foul), people making out with other people's girlfriends, packing heat to a party, pulling knifes/guns on people, lighting things on fire that don't belong to you, high male/female ratio (see sausage fest), or a large ammount of gay guys.

by Anti January 29, 2005

the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.

Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.

by Anti January 23, 2005

bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder

1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.

by Anti January 19, 2005

Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005

mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005

ballin

Possesing two pistols of the same type, and usinging them both at the same time. kick ass, and just fuckin cool.

Johnson was kicking some serious ass with those two magnums. He's Ballin

by Anti January 9, 2005

it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

by Anti January 5, 2005