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the funk

Damn, dude! take a shower, you got the funk!
by Anti January 2, 2005
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Attiken

A no good lying lowlife. He will take all of the beauty power and brilliance you have and suck it out of you. He looks for lovers as one looks for fans. Admiration and devotion. Despite him introducing you to his entire family he’ll have another woman qued up the second you have a bad day. This man only gives love to get love not out of real conviction
Attiken is a leach
by Anti February 23, 2025
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the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.
Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.
by Anti January 23, 2005
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winner

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election
by Anti October 25, 2004
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posuer

The CORRECT spelling of, though not as common as, poser. ironicly, the word's history is much like it's definition. a posuer is someone who desides to be something, act and/or dress a certain way to fit in or be cool, not because of what it stands for. This can apply to almost any walk of life, including but not limited to: punk, goth, emo, hardcore, skateboarding, snowboarding, and a certain band.

How to spot a posuer: will look like the thing they are posing as, but almost always to a greater extent. If you ask them about the subject, they will go on and on about how cool it is, while giving little or no background about it. May often call YOU a posuer. Specifics:
Punk: Will wear band shirts like avril lavigne (dead give away, not as common) or Good Charolette, will wear ragged or ripped clothes, although it is apparently new or from Abercrombie. Will talk about anarchy all day, or about how much they hate facists.

Goth: more bondage straps than a sex-shop. more saftey pins than a fabric shop. Will talk about manson all day, and about how much they cut themselves, hate preps, adults, and life in general (but dont kill themselves...).

Emo: listens to Dashboard confessional. period. also likes bands like the get up kids and simple plan. wears oversized wool sweaters or scarves, and if spoken to, will cry. will cry with no provocation at all. will do all this because they think it will get them pity sex.

Skateboarders: will wear brands like: Volcom stone, etnies, element, quicksilver, or other 'posuer' brands. just go to your local skate shop for more info on these brands. will carry their skateboards everywhere, even though they obviously have no scratches on them, or worse, scrape their boards against the curb for the effect. listens to pop punk. when at the skatepark, will not actually ride the skateboard. when spoken to, will get fidgety and maybe run.

snowboarders: harder to spot, but will sit outside their house with goggles on to get a goggle tan. will claim all the crazy stuff they can do, or how they sent a video to burton. etc.
by anti February 11, 2005
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exc

emocore. combonation of hardcore and emo, related to hxc and sxe. emo core is for kids age 16-25 who like to cry, but dont want to look like TOTAL pussies.
"emo is sooo cliche. i only listen to screamo and emo-core.
by anti March 19, 2005
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take the f out of safe and the f out of way
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
by anti March 17, 2005
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