scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.

John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.

by Anti February 05, 2005

consignatary

In organized crime, Mob Bosses cannot leave anywhere for the fear of ambush, so they have legal representatives go in their place. One of the highest positions for a non-family member in the Mob.

Also used in College, when a 'leader' wants nothing to do with someone, they will have to talk to his Consignatary.

1. "Damn, we were gonna hit that Mafioso, but the fucker just sent a Consignatary..."

2. Hold on, lemme see if he wants to talk to you. okay, no, he's unavailable.

by Anti October 15, 2004

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 13, 2004

kicking the dog

When someone in power over you forces something upon you, and you in turn force something on someone under you. like when parents punish you, then you turn around and beat on your little brother.

Sammy beat up timmy because his parents took away the xBox. he's just kicking the dog

by Anti December 31, 2004

bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder

1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.

by Anti January 19, 2005

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 18, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 23, 2004