Anti's definitions

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

low rider

Little caddies or other late model cars that people lower to get the effect of being low to the ground. Usually driven by mexicans or 'gangsters'. Sometimes outfitted with hydraulics.

Low riders are for guys who can't get it up.

Damn, look at that wankster in that low rider... someone's a yuppie...

by Anti October 15, 2004

winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

by Anti October 25, 2004

the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.

Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.

by Anti January 23, 2005

Attiken

A no good lying lowlife. He will take all of the beauty power and brilliance you have and suck it out of you. He looks for lovers as one looks for fans. Admiration and devotion. Despite him introducing you to his entire family he’ll have another woman qued up the second you have a bad day. This man only gives love to get love not out of real conviction

Attiken is a leach

by Anti February 23, 2025

exc

emocore. combonation of hardcore and emo, related to hxc and sxe. emo core is for kids age 16-25 who like to cry, but dont want to look like TOTAL pussies.

"emo is sooo cliche. i only listen to screamo and emo-core.

by anti March 19, 2005