Definitions by Anthony Orifice

Mocus 

Adj. A state of unconscious, consciousness. Conducting business on auto pilot. Especially related to detoxification and the resulting state of mind.

After years of drunken clarity, Jan now finds herself in the occasional sober haze. Said Jan, "I was so mocus today, I thanked the Vending Machine for dispensing the bottle of Volvic."

Mocus by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004

velcrotch 

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.

"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"

velcrotch by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004

vent pipe 

The crack of the ass prominently displayed by repair men while bending over.

I was very gassy after lunch, so when I was repairing the refrigerator, I discreetly let a fart out. It travelled up my vent pipe and was trapped in my Carrhart work shirt.

vent pipe by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

Purple helmeted warrior of love 

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

Purple helmeted warrior of love by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

jex 

Masturbation. To "jerk-off."

Looks like another unlucky Saturday night. Maybe I'll just go home and have jex.

jex by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004