Ant's definitions

flumpus

An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.

the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.

by ant April 2, 2004

ria

The bomb, the coolest person around

hey tht chic is such a ria

by ant October 19, 2003

rape

Are you lot mentally ill or something? Rape isnt something which you do for fun, its disgusting.

Rape is a digusting crime against human beings.

by Ant December 7, 2006

Crazy Frog

A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!

A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ant February 17, 2005

Up in my business

Gettin yo big ugly nose in other peoples business

Yo, why u always up in my business?

by Ant December 14, 2003

fist

To shove ones fisted hand into another's Billy Ocean or Assho'.

Susan got fisted by her lover Jessica last night. It was DA ILL NANA.

by Ant January 23, 2005

Doh

Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.

Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!

by Ant February 2, 2005