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Ass

On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

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Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

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Virgin

A smart person that's never fu¢ed up their lives going at it with a jerk, they'll break up with in a month.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

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internet

The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

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Pussy

I got a pussy-cat

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

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Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

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Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.

My bro is mad. It is funny.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

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