Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Vote

I dare you to vote for this.

Actually. Vote. I got bet money this won't work.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

internet

The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Bitch

A female dog

I got a bitch over the summer. We sleep together. Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Virgin

A smart person that's never fu¢ed up their lives going at it with a jerk, they'll break up with in a month.

I'm a virgin.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.

Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 17, 2018

Ass

A donkey.

On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018