Pinterest

God

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.

by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018

Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.

My bro is mad. It is funny.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Bitch

A female dog

I got a bitch over the summer. We sleep together. Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Pussy

A kind of cat.

I got a pussy-cat

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Period

A symbol used as punctuation .
Or, a span of time.

I bet you're some teenage boy thinking it's funny to look up things about us girlsezzz bodies.

.
Oh no, it's time for 3rd period

by Anonymouse🐀 December 06, 2018

Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018