Thumbs up

Give this a thumbs up.
My brother thinks I can't get 100 thumbs up. Prove him wrong
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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Pinterest

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.
by Anonymouse🐀 November 24, 2018
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Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.
My bro is mad. It is funny.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.
Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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