Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.

Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hot

A spicy food
Something with a high temperature
Me

I'm hotter than you'll ever be.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.

My bro is mad. It is funny.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018