staralfur

1. a song by the amazing band Sigur Ros that deals with elves at bed time.

2. A feeling of complete relaxation

man 1:i feel like i'm floating in an ocean with creatures of light swimming all around me

man 2: that's called staralfur man...

by anonymous February 02, 2005

Dkye

A word for dumbasses who don't know how to spell dyke.
It's DYKE not DKYE you fucktards.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

369

A threesome, sexually, as in the song Get Low.

369, damn gurl, fine, sock it to me one more time..get low!"

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

short

outta luck

look if you ain't got the money you're just short

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

phubaba

the biggest fwn around

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

bum

The art of sticking your sausage in another man's bunghole.

get out of my way good sir or i will bum you!

by Anonymous October 07, 2003