Anonymous 's definitions

smurf

Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

jail bait

A male or female, who by state law is underage, but doesn't look it.

"Look at that wordhoney/word over there."
"She's 15, mah wordbrutha/word."
"Damn jail bait..."
"wordWerd/word."

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Darren Sproles

too small for the NFL

Darren Sproles had to play in the CFL because he wasn't drafted in the 2005 NFL draft because he was too small.

by anonymous September 1, 2004

staralfur

1. a song by the amazing band Sigur Ros that deals with elves at bed time.

2. A feeling of complete relaxation

man 1:i feel like i'm floating in an ocean with creatures of light swimming all around me

man 2: that's called staralfur man...

by anonymous February 2, 2005

Oprah

Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.

Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.

by anonymous September 19, 2004

Kitty Boy

simply put it, a pussy.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

fuckwad

descriptive or derogatory term alleging equivalence to a mass of jism or spunk spent in an act of intercourse; similar to jerkwad, except production is masturbatory.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003