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paleonhornagist

1. A male paleontologist who receives a large "boner" once he has found an extremely large,fossilized dinosaur shit.
Once the paleonhornagist found an ancient dump from the Tyrannosaurus,the paleonhornagist's cock became so hard the guy couldn't walk.
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
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Clit

Bastardization of clitoris.

Located at the point where the labia (lips of the vagina) coverge at the top of the vagina. It usually is hidden beneath what looks to be a large fleshy nub called a hood. When stimulated or by pushing the pelvic tissue upward, it can be seen.

Extremely sensitive organ that produces immense amounts of sexual pleasure for most women. When properly stimulated, can induce multiple orgasms.

Marks women as the only animal on this planet with an organ designated solely for sexual pleasure.

Usually a must for most women during sexual intercourse. Most face to face positions allow for it to be "crushed" by flesh and pushed upward by thrusts via the male hips. Not suprisingly, most women find it difficult to orgasm in positions that do not allow for the stimulation of the clitoris without some hand to hand help.

A reasonable substitute for foreplay.

Formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penis.

God's bribe for childbirth.
There is almost nothing sweeter for a woman in this world than some good lovin' on her clit.

Screw the g-spot, go for her clit.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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ginormous

Did you see my ginormous score in that game?
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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gorgouse

by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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irn bru

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.
Haw you! Gie's a can of Irn Bru, eh?
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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AOL

the slowest of all internet service providers.
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.
Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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