Definitions by Anonymous

BVs 

Three sexually frustrated lesbians who give each other hiccis and naked body oil massages in their spare time. Their group consists of a hair ball, dick sucking lips, and a wanna be blonde monkey. Their love lifes are a joke and they take pride in who can be the sluttiest out of all of them. They think they're the shit, but in reality, they are disgusting and immature.

I swear I've changed!
Can you spell blue???
Blue, Peatree, and Cherry.

BVs by Anonymous February 25, 2003

tard 

Object of free sexual gratification.

Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!

tard by Anonymous February 25, 2003

shoggoth 

Amoeboid-shaped extra-planar demon one can summon for grotesque sexual gratification. Inspiration for many, many manga flicks, though the entity certainly should not be confused with a titillating cartoon character, however horrific.

Ex: "Umm, you need an Elder Sign to summon a shoggoth, but even with one, you will probably be killed before you can mold a protoplasmic pussy. Better stick with your sister, she doesn't know any better after the accident anyway," confided Cletus.

shoggoth by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Chairman Phat 

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.

All your choad are belong to us!

Chairman Phat by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Dick Slaza 

A fat, balding child molester

Dick Slaza by Anonymous February 25, 2003

dog in the bathtub 

Insert ones balls in a girls ass.

After anal sex there was room for dogs in the bathtub.

dog in the bathtub by Anonymous February 25, 2003

ACPA 

Anti Chris Pang Association
(www.geocities.yahoo.com/antichrispang2)

ACPA by Anonymous February 25, 2003