Anonymous 's definitions

Fucktard

really stupid, dumb as fuck

who play GTA is really a Fucktard

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

dunt

synonym for "stupid malaysian with bad case of acne".

Pie is dunt's best friend in the world.

by anonymous March 10, 2005

Japanese

the best country in the world. don't pretend you don't know it! boo yeah!

japan kicks ass and everywhere else sucks ass.

by anonymous March 11, 2005

norwell

a small, random town in massachusetts where kids will never have to work for their money.its the biggest druggie town ever but would never admit it. not many people know of it so we say its the town next to scituate. its full of snobby parents and some snobby kids...and we did produce stiflers mom.

norwell is a really random town

by anonymous March 11, 2005

Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

suicide

not something to be joked about. Suicide is a horrible, tragic thing, which people like "TheEye5000" and "Stephanie" obviously don't understand or haven't experienced. It doen't only happen with "emo freaks or goths". I'm not defending suicide, nor am I suicidal myself, but I have lost a friend to suicide and all of these previous posts mocking suicide and calling those who do it "weak", etc. makes me sick to my stomach. So, for the respect of all of those who have passed on due to this horrible thing called suicide, please refrain from acting like it is a joke, because it is definetly not.

All those who mock suicide or those who are suicidal make me want to throw up.

by anonymous March 12, 2005

bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

by Anonymous March 12, 2005