An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005

You getch! Uhm, hey thanks, GETCH!!!!!!!
by Anonymous March 26, 2003

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

synj is better than you.
by Anonymous September 05, 2003
