Definitions by Anonymous

LaserJet Printer 

A heroin dealer, see balloon

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

LaserJet Printer by Anonymous October 12, 2002

big pimpin 

tight

Kevin is big pimpin because he is a wizard.

big pimpin by Anonymous October 12, 2002

kear 

Friction burn on the penis resulting from kear or excessive masturbation without lubrication.

I dry masturbated last night, and now my penis is covered in painful kear marks.

kear by Anonymous October 12, 2002

retarted 

people that aren't preps

they are preps so you know they aren't retarted!

retarted by Anonymous October 12, 2002

cornholio 

One who requires TP for his bunghole

When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

cornholio by Anonymous October 12, 2002

2 litre of faygo 

something cheap called pop

ICP is so gay because they think faygo is cool

2 litre of faygo by Anonymous October 12, 2002

asshat 

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002