Anonymous's definitions

horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

toob

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

twit

hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one

"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

H.O.F.A.R.

hard on for a reason

Damn that bitch is given me a hofar

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

bull frog

verb: when one pukes and shits and the same time.

I drank so many beers that i bullfrogged all over my sneaks.

by Anonymous December 5, 2002