Anonymous's definitions

Masooma

the word masooma come from the ancient greek term of tramp.

Oh my dear ted, you look like a masooma

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

spyware

Spyware installs itself on your computer after being contracted from a website or banner ads, where it secretly collects information about you and your computer, floods you with pop-ups, etc. Multiple instances of spyware can make your computer run about the same speed as Doom 3 on an Atari 2600. Also one of the main reasons so many people have stopped using Internet Explorer. Somewhat similar to a virus, but is rarely as damaging as one.

Oh noes! This spyware makes counter-strike run like crap!

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

Widemouth

A Chat website owned by G , also known as Widey. Populated by mostly n00bs.

-bahh...i have one many times that size...but im not going to show it to you because i dont like you

- Yeh well , I don't like you either , you touch yourself much too much.

- yes. yes i do

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.

A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

illiternet

A word some idiot made up as a cheap supplement for n00b.

The person thought he was clever when he combined the
words "illiterate" and "internet" even though the word's definition applies to illiterate internet losers who can't spell "you" or "why" without eliminate two letters, or using abbreviations for 2-5 letter words, sometimes even making the word harder to type (i.e. mai, boi, ur).

Its other word that it alters, internet, has absolutely nothing to do with people or rookies.

Don't use this word. You are an idiot if you do.

by Anonymous January 22, 2005

fittle

a girl/guy who likes way too many guys at once and messes with each one's head

you - "oh my god i like (whoever's name) so much!"
me - "i thought you liked (whoever's name)"
you - "i do, but not just him! i like other people too!"
me "you're sucha fittle"

by anonymous January 22, 2005

Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.

"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."

by Anonymous January 22, 2005