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Definitions by Anonymous 

The difference between a tramp and a woman?
A woman lies around and sleeps; a tramp sleeps around and lies.
tramp by Anonymous March 14, 2005

A black moment 

When an all-american white girl realizes with a start the moment that she is romantically in love with a african american male.
Abby finally had her black moment, but by that time Marcus had died in a car crash.
A black moment by anonymous March 14, 2005

Cold Spring Harbor 

a very preppy place with a handful of poser rebellious goths. the hot guys are all graduating, so soon, CSHHS will be ugly. o so sad
Nick Scricco is a junoir
Cold Spring Harbor by anonymous March 14, 2005
How idiots spell y'all.
Idiot: ya'll are crazy omfg n00bs

Non-idiot: Y'all are crazy!
ya'll by anonymous March 14, 2005
To have sex in a shower. Awwwwwwwwwrite!

see cholo
I almost pulled a Mick Vasquez tonite.
mikonos by anonymous March 14, 2005

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.
Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.
autocunnilingus by Anonymous March 14, 2005

George Bush 

Someone who

1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)

2. Blamed bin Laden for 9/11 (which is okay), but when he couldn't find him, made Americans forget about him by diverting their attention to Saddam Hussein, who had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. Has he found bin Laden? Has he found any WMDs? Didn't think so.

3. Feels the need to stick his nose in Iraq's business and "improve" their government while bombing and completely destroying Iraq-it's obvious it's just an excuse to go to war.

4. Lies about there being NO terrorist attacks since 9/11, when there have been quite a few that he covers up or makes America forget about. (Like that anthrax threat a few years ago for example.)

5. Passes the Patriot Act to keep America safe from terrorists while arresting people who aren't terrorists, never catching the people who are, and violating SIX AMENDMENTS of the Constitution.

6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.

7. Makes every country in the world besides Britain and Poland hate us.

8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.

9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.

10. Only gets into Yale because of his father and passes with a C- average.

11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.

12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
George Bush is a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE who never should have been elected, is one of the worst people in the country to earn the job of president and definitely is the worst president we have ever had or will ever have.
George Bush by anonymous March 13, 2005