Definitions by Anonymous 

scall

The scall is basically the predecessor of the chav, and is most commonly found in parks, alleys, street corners (or anywhere roughly 90 degrees) in Liverpool. Like the chav, the scall is subhuman, with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever, and its "uniform" consists of a monochrome tracksuit (lacoste if the scall has access to cash, nike if it hasn't) or hoodie with the hood always up, trainers, and skinhead. They hang out in huge gangs, though as to who organizes these vast meetings is a complete mystery, as the scall possesses a vocabulary the size of a greenfly's kneecap, and the little speech that can be distinguished is often lazily slurred beyond all comprehension. You had better be ready for abuse when passing one of these gangs, though only when they outnumber you so vastly that there is little you can do. Despite many scalls being 4 feet tall adolescents, they have this inconceivably deluded idea that they are in fact hard, and if ever you have the misfortune to become the target of its horrifically foul mouth, you could be forgiven for thinking that you had upset a 7 feet tall, 350lb street fighter (if you were to shut your eyes). Scalls invariably refer to each other as "lad", and spit and swear as frequently as normal people blink. In short, the scall is a cowardly, ignorant, abusive and fundamentally loathesome creature who should do everyone with an ounce of decency a favour and just die.

Quit calling me "lad", you fucking scall

scall by anonymous February 4, 2005

Eastern European Prostitute 

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.

EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache

Eastern European Prostitute by anonymous February 3, 2005

dildoism 

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

dildoism by Anonymous February 3, 2005

crease 

used by chavs and townies and such for funny. It can also be used as laugh.

that was a crease
i was creasing at him

crease by anonymous February 3, 2005

religion 

1.An idea that is good at first, until it hatches into a belief, and, from there, a plague.
2.A belief system in false deities to comfort the human who is scared of death.

Religion is a pointless comfort for death-fearing people

religion by Anonymous February 3, 2005

zipponanaki 

1. a complete moron who posts on IMDB. sample of his posts:

"anybody notis that the map on I.N.T.E.L.I.I.G.A.N.C.E. (or whatever) was sentered on the UK and mid africa. if it realy was an american organisation it would be based on america."

2. a name to call someone when they act stupid.

dude, you totally fucked up, you're such a Zipponanaki

zipponanaki by anonymous February 2, 2005

staralfur

1. a song by the amazing band Sigur Ros that deals with elves at bed time.

2. A feeling of complete relaxation

man 1:i feel like i'm floating in an ocean with creatures of light swimming all around me

man 2: that's called staralfur man...

staralfur by anonymous February 2, 2005