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Smiley Face

Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.
"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe
by Anony. Res June 28, 2023
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Ralph Sepe

Sexy writer director born in Queens, New York. Typically known by his YouTuber alias, Ralphthemoviemaker. Winner of 2015 Emerging Filmmaker Award. Has written 8 movies, according to IMDb.
Famous Quotes:

"Destiny can you rub your clit against the waffle maker? Thank you."

"I'm happier than a pedophile in a daycare."

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."

"Well executed? You thought this movie was well executed? Who paid you to write this? I hope YOU get fucking executed! YOU WHORE!"

- Ralph Sepe
by Anony. Res June 28, 2023
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Dedede

Bitch, really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HE'S THE KING OF THE SHOW.
YOU'LL HOLLAR AND HOOT.
HE'LL GIVE KIRBY THE BOOT.
DEDEDE IS THE ONE.
DEDEDE IS THE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
COMIN' AT YA! YEAH!
by Anony. Res October 8, 2023
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Tchi Tchi

Homosexual sex act where a man gets stripped of his clothes and is raped by an entire Native tribe until every single member has ejaculated in his anus.
Dude, you wanna travel through a forest and get Tchi Tchi'd?
Hell yeah, dude!
by Anony. Res October 8, 2023
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Pollyanna

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!
You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!
by Anony. Res October 9, 2023
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Nobel Kawaii Prize

Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.

Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:

"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
by Anony. Res October 11, 2023
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Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
by Anony. Res October 19, 2023
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