Anony. Res's definitions

The Man The Myth the Legendchan

Asshole who convinced Tom Nook to destroy a child's Discord server before doing it himself.

Lenin's Godfather is the man the myth the legendchan.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023

Ness

A young Gordon Freeman.

Both Ness and Gordon have the greatest voice ever.

by Anony. Res January 24, 2024

Dedede

Bitch, really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HE'S THE KING OF THE SHOW.
YOU'LL HOLLAR AND HOOT.
HE'LL GIVE KIRBY THE BOOT.
DEDEDE IS THE ONE.

DEDEDE IS THE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
COMIN' AT YA! YEAH!

by Anony. Res October 8, 2023

Brandy

What a fine girl, what a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand!
(Doo, doo, doo, do do do!)

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

Smiley Face

Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe

by Anony. Res June 28, 2023

Kuromi

The beautiful goddess worshipped by followers of the Kuromism relgion, as derived of the main Sanrio religion, although is one of the lesser known or worshipped deities of the universe. Currently in a never ending war against the soul of hidden death and evil, herself, My Melody.

Please spread the word and worship our beautiful goddess, Kuromi.

by Anony. Res November 27, 2023

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023