Anony. Res's definitions

Brandy

What a fine girl, what a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand!
(Doo, doo, doo, do do do!)

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

JHeb

Moon man.

JHeb is Tom Nook's biggest fan. No exceptions.

by Anony. Res February 27, 2022

Pollyanna

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!

You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!

by Anony. Res October 9, 2023

Dedede

Bitch, really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HE'S THE KING OF THE SHOW.
YOU'LL HOLLAR AND HOOT.
HE'LL GIVE KIRBY THE BOOT.
DEDEDE IS THE ONE.

DEDEDE IS THE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
COMIN' AT YA! YEAH!

by Anony. Res October 8, 2023

Piano Chan

MeiAIDs' ultimate waifu.

"Unintelligible sheep noises"
- Piano Chan

by Anony. Res September 14, 2023

The Man The Myth the Legendchan

Asshole who convinced Tom Nook to destroy a child's Discord server before doing it himself.

Lenin's Godfather is the man the myth the legendchan.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023

Ness

A young Gordon Freeman.

Both Ness and Gordon have the greatest voice ever.

by Anony. Res January 24, 2024