munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

fleet

Sexy VB programmer on Battle.net, made Flawed Bot and such, also has a large cock.

Where can I download Fleet-'s bot?

by anon April 02, 2005

Dry em

Unsympathetic note of sympathy.

Short for dry your tears / dry your eyes depending on region and whether or not you listen to the Streets. Basically slightly easier to say than chin up.

So your mum has gone off with your boyfriend, dry em.

by anon July 29, 2004

jutz

From the slang Spanish jots, derived from joto, meaning someone who is a homosexual.

Look at the way that jutz is walking!

by Anon July 01, 2004

Capybara

World's biggest living rodent and close relative of the guinea pig. A freakin' HUGE brown rodent found in the marshes of South America; looks like a cross between a brown guinea pig and a cow (with duck feet). The rodentine answer to the hippo--cattle egrets have even been seen perched on their backs. Favorite food of the anaconda.

The capybara herd roamed the Peruvian floodplains, wading through mud and grunting like buffalo.

by Anon November 13, 2004

Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

by anon June 13, 2004

Moxin

Loser ; 2: Someone prone to be easily defamed 3: Someone easily insulted :; moxin, moxinated, et al.

Man he has been Moxinated, look at him cry.

by anon February 14, 2003