Anon's definitions

pikie

The word pikie has nothing to do with townies, or anyone who owns a house for that matter. A pikie is infact a kind of gypsie, one whos father is also his brother. They tend to be very violent and think everything in the world has a "five pewnd" value.

Son its a pikie, run for your life if you value your testicles!

by anon March 24, 2005

yossarian

The protagonist of Joesepth Heller's novel Catch-22. He was a bombardier in a squadron based out of a small, semi-fictional island south of Italy. He was concearned with leaving the war alive from which he could not be dismissed, and could never finish the number of required missions. He believed that all of the other men were crazy, as they seemed not only unconcearned with death, but also generally acted neurotic, and everyone thought he was crazy in turn. Yossarian was one of the few of the characters in the novel to actually survive.

Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?

It's Yossarian's name, sir.

by anon November 4, 2004

gorilla

Throwing beard shavings on a girls face after shooting a load off on her

I gave that girl a gorilla last night

by anon February 21, 2005

spermulet

1. From the singular term sperm. The plural: spermulets - meaning: lots of sperms.
2. Small growing sperms.

"look at those spermulets"
"spermulets can grow"
"watch that spermulet swim"

by anon November 1, 2004

ingle

sexually frustrated and confused, someone who is weak willed, especially when being told what to do by his spouse, but likes to pretend he is the one in charge

"he says its his choice but he's so under thumb, a total ingle"

-"he listens to rammstein? he hates that stuff?"
-"it his Mrs. He's an ingle"
-"oh."

by anon February 26, 2004

knackerfaced

The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.

1) 'It was that tenth Stella that got to me, after that I was fucking knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'

by anon November 20, 2003

Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 9, 2005