Anon's definitions

cwag

The perfect person

Someone who is practicly perfect in every way, even correcting typos in IM like the lazier people fial to do

Cwag is so perfect

Kristin wishes she could be as perfect as Cwag

by anon June 28, 2004

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

ingle

sexually confused and frustrated person, tries to con himself into thinking every girl he ever meets fancies him and enjoys listening to his drunken ramblings and that he's "on fire", but deep down he knows he's a tool.

"look at that ingle over there, she can't get away from him fast enough"

by anon February 19, 2004

Gop

abbreviation of the term 'gop chop', originates from an area in Greater Manchester known as Daisy Hill. The gop is an offensive strike similar to a karate chop when struck on the back of the neck. Was named after the owner of a local shop; Mr Goppowallafadji...?

Stop it or I'll gop you

by anon April 11, 2005

frunch

fucking during/after lunch

"my boyfriend came to see me at work today and we had frunch on my break"

by anon October 22, 2004

Nova

a crappy piece of scrap metal dat the owner hasnt got round to scrapping yet, instead, they insist on trying to do it up in a sporty sort of way.

you nova boy!

in other words, you looser!

by anon May 21, 2003

doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

by Anon January 2, 2004