Anon's definitions
by Anon October 15, 2006

A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of identical circles.
by anon March 28, 2005

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by anon March 25, 2005

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.
She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.
World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.
She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.
World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
by Anon January 9, 2005

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.
by Anon July 24, 2006
