Anon's definitions

alok

verb: to shit on to someone's chest for their sexual gratification

I went round to your Mum's last night and alokked her.

by anon April 17, 2005

vent

Term meaning to let of steam. Have shout, complain or whatever

I really needed to vent, so I got on the phone to that bitch

by Anon April 16, 2005

Faux-Pod

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Nice faux-pod, bro...

by Anon April 16, 2005

finchley

centre of the universe

mill hill is near the centre of the universe

by anon April 15, 2005

donk

a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot

oh my gosh wayne is a donk

by anon April 15, 2005

may-december

a relationship between people, with a large age gap.

Dude James' girlfriend is 1 year younger than his mom, talk about a may-december relationship.

by anon April 12, 2005

squegg

Person with no clear sexuality. i.e not seeming to be interested in either gender. A bit worrying at times.

He is such a squegg
I think I'm turning into a squegg!

by Anon April 12, 2005