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cucco

A chicken-like creature that appears all throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They typically wander around and ignore the player. If hit, however, a large swarm will appear and start chasing Link, the main character of LoZ, around, and kill him if he does not hide.
Guy 1: Huh, is that a chicken?
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.
by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017
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Pichu Main

Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.

If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.
Pichu Mains - they're either terrible or combo gods. There is no in-between.
by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020
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doomguy

The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.
Doomguy: Don't mess with him.
by Anhilliator1 November 11, 2016
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D4

1. A tetrahedral dice. Has four sides, hence the name "D4." Used for Wizard spells and small weapons. Also used for low-caliber firearms in d20 Modern.
2. Improvised caltrops that hurt way more than a LEGO brick. Incidentally, D4s are also used to roll for caltrop damage.
1. Roll 1d4 damage.
2. "Whilst the d4 isn't as sharp as a d8, it has one major bit of natural defense - no matter what way it lands, it will have a point face-up. Because it's the smallest die, care needs to be used - if one escapes its dice-box and into the wild, it will wait, with its natural weapon ready, for the exact moment someone walks into its vicinity barefoot to strike, whereupon it will inflict some surprisingly-vicious puncture wounds." - "Dice," 1d4chan.
by Anhilliator1 January 11, 2021
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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016
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EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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Megumin

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.
by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020
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