Anhilliator1's definitions

Megumin

Walking nuke.

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.

by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020

EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.

EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

twilight

...No. Just no. I was going to write a definition about this, but then I decided not to.

You still here about no twilight definition? You wanna kill me? Fuck you, you twitard.

by Anhilliator1 December 20, 2016

Pseudo-Intellectual

Someone who pretends to be smarter than they really are (See Smartass).

Pseudo-Intellectuals can be downnright dumb at times.

by Anhilliator1 May 28, 2017

Gunpla

A large line of various plastic models manufactured by Bandai based on the Gundam Series of Anime. Building a kit is often time consuming and can sometimes be extremely difficult.

Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things

NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*

Me: I need to save my money. Priorities.

Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*

Me: *Throws money at Bandai*

JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!

by Anhilliator1 July 4, 2017

worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.

Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!

by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016