Anhilliator1's definitions

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016

Megumin

Walking nuke.

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.

by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020

Pseudo-Intellectual

Someone who pretends to be smarter than they really are (See Smartass).

Pseudo-Intellectuals can be downnright dumb at times.

by Anhilliator1 May 28, 2017

twilight

...No. Just no. I was going to write a definition about this, but then I decided not to.

You still here about no twilight definition? You wanna kill me? Fuck you, you twitard.

by Anhilliator1 December 20, 2016

AK-47

An assault rifle in wide use. Used by different nations. Mass-produced in large amounts. Also a very decent weapon.

AK-47

When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute.

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

Wooden Door

An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.

Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.

by Anhilliator1 October 14, 2016

Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.

Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017