Angus McCracken's definitions

Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian

There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.

by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Party Plug

Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.

Man last night was crazy. I woke up with a party plug in my ass and one stuck to my cheek.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Tracer Rounds

A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.

What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Phallic Photo

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020