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I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Head Elf mug.A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020
Get the Couter-kitten mug.Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.
by Angus McCracken February 13, 2021
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by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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