Angus McCracken's definitions

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian

There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.

by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020

Crazy Check

What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.

A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.

I should of given her the crazy check. She would of failed for sure !

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020