Angus McCracken's definitions
Verb
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Furry Fistingmug. A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Snap-a-doomug. That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Nose Relishmug. 1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
Get the Quiver Mastermug. (Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
Get the Greasy Lizardmug. (Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Get the Panty Pukemug. A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
Get the Pass the Grey Pouponmug.