A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
Get the Count Cuntulamug. It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Flowmastermug. A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Snap-a-doomug. That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Nose Relishmug. Verb
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Furry Fistingmug. 1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020
Get the Quiver Mastermug. by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020
Get the Vagitorialmug.