Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020

Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.

(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.

by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020

Tracer Rounds

A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.

What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020