Angus McCracken's definitions

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Flowmaster

A girl who has got her period totally in check.

It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020