A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.
Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.
Buy a
Pass the Grey Poupon
mug!
(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
Buy a
Bag O' Chips and a Coke
mug!
(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.
What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.
Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.
Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
1. The latin word for itchy
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.
