A nick name for someone with very bad acne.
Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.
Buy a
Dart Team Goalie
mug!
What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
I should of given her the crazy check. She would of failed for sure !
The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
Whoaaa sorry Bro that is gonna stink. I had a whole bowl of fart pellets for lunch. Sorry man.
The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.
How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.
Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.
Buy a
Purple Headed Darth Vader
mug!
Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.
Man last night was crazy. I woke up with a party plug in my ass and one stuck to my cheek.
A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.
Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.
