Verb
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.
Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
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Bag Full of Monkeys
mug!
A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"
This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la
Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
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Giz The Season
mug!
When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.
