51 definitions by Angus McCracken

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

Flowmaster

A girl who has got her period totally in check.

It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Phallic Photo

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020