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Definitions by Angry Stockholder

Navy Yard Fluffer 

A civilian that works at the Navy Yard hoping to score some weiner from horny sailors after deployment!
The electrician had the fringe benefit of hitting gloryholes as a Navy Yard Fluffer when the ships hit port!

Backfield in motion 

A sex partner that moves around instead of being a passive recipient during coitus.
The young electrician enjoyed sexy and made sure the backfield in motion at the Gloryhole !

Hole Goal 

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.
The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.
Hole Goal by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019
Someone who works with wire for a living such as an electrician or

A person who uses wire to pleasure themselves.
The young electrician was such a Wirenut that he even got pleasure out of wrapping wire around his tool while working!
Wirenut by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019
The young electrician was known as the best gobbler in the adult bookstore!
Gobbler by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019

Electrical load 

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.
The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.
Electrical load by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019
Shiffty is dishonorable socialist politician, typically from California or New York.
Shiffty makes up lies to discredit fellow politicians.
Shiffty by Angry Stockholder October 28, 2019