Angry Stockholder's definitions

Phonefingering

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.

The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .

by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2019

Navy Yard Fluffer

A civilian that works at the Navy Yard hoping to score some weiner from horny sailors after deployment!

The electrician had the fringe benefit of hitting gloryholes as a Navy Yard Fluffer when the ships hit port!

by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2021

Fudge pop

Eating poop off a boner after having anal sex. The residual poop left on a Weiner after anal sex.

After a thorough fudge packing, the Young Electrician helped himself to his lovers fudge pop.

by Angry Stockholder July 8, 2019

craiganize

To make something suitable for homosexual activity. To modify an object or structure for gay activities.

The young electrician craiganized the bathroom partition by using his hole saw to drill a hole for his weiner sucking and fudge packing pursuits.

by Angry Stockholder June 30, 2019

Young Electrician

A professional that prefers to get a charge out of being plugged in the wrong recepticals.

Using oral and anal inputs made the man no longer a heterosexual but a young electrician.

by Angry Stockholder July 2, 2019

Gobbler

Someone with a fondness for fellatio

The young electrician was known as the best gobbler in the adult bookstore!

by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019

Wirenut

Someone who works with wire for a living such as an electrician or

A person who uses wire to pleasure themselves.

The young electrician was such a Wirenut that he even got pleasure out of wrapping wire around his tool while working!

by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019