Angry Stockholder's definitions

board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

craiganize

To make something suitable for homosexual activity. To modify an object or structure for gay activities.

The young electrician craiganized the bathroom partition by using his hole saw to drill a hole for his weiner sucking and fudge packing pursuits.

by Angry Stockholder June 30, 2019

Man chowder Galull

The chocking sound one makes while swallowing a full load of man spunk. Often causes gay men,s eyes to tear.

The young electrician was caught off guard by the unexpected man chowder Galull .

by Angry Stockholder July 1, 2019

Young Electrician

A professional that prefers to get a charge out of being plugged in the wrong recepticals.

Using oral and anal inputs made the man no longer a heterosexual but a young electrician.

by Angry Stockholder July 2, 2019

Fudge pop

Eating poop off a boner after having anal sex. The residual poop left on a Weiner after anal sex.

After a thorough fudge packing, the Young Electrician helped himself to his lovers fudge pop.

by Angry Stockholder July 8, 2019

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Rosebud worship

Someone who is particularly fond of rimming or receiving anal intercourse.

The young electrician was a rosebud worshiper as he was happy to rim or be a catcher!

by Angry Stockholder July 18, 2019