Angry Salamander's definitions

Cola War

When Pepsi or Coca-Cola comes out with a drink that the other competitor doesn't have.

Pepsi - Coca-Cola
Diet Pepsi - Diet Coke
Pepsi Vanilla - Vanilla Coke
Wild Cherry Pepsi - Cherry Coke
Pepsi Lime - Coke with Lime
Pepsi One - Coca-Cola Zero

There is no substitute for Coke, so there should not be another Cola War.

by Angry Salamander July 6, 2006

ok then

Reply to anything that has made you think too hard or just weird.

Person 1: "This one time, at band camp..."
Person 2: "Ok then"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005

Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).

Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005

Owndizzled

When you get incredibly owned/raped/pwned/out skilled and then dizzled.

Person 1 "Haha owndizzled!"
Person 2 "Shut up"

by Angry Salamander September 21, 2005

Heal me

When your playing a game, look down see your health bar is almost empty, and yell heal me!

Even though you know your going to get raped by this monster but you will try to blame it on the healer.

*Healer spontaneously combusts*
Person: "Heal me!"
Healer: "Ya it would help if I was alive..."
Person: "Oh crap!"
*Person dies*

by Angry Salamander October 27, 2005

KOS

Kill On Sight

If someone is KOS that means you devour them right when you see them no questions asked.

Level 126: "Sorry kid but your clan is KOS so I've got to kill you."
Noob: "But I just want to play the game man, come on I'm almost done with this quest..."

by Angry Salamander October 26, 2005

Negative Distance

When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.

Ryan is negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 23, 2005