Angry Salamander's definitions

Cola War

When Pepsi or Coca-Cola comes out with a drink that the other competitor doesn't have.

Pepsi - Coca-Cola
Diet Pepsi - Diet Coke
Pepsi Vanilla - Vanilla Coke
Wild Cherry Pepsi - Cherry Coke
Pepsi Lime - Coke with Lime
Pepsi One - Coca-Cola Zero

There is no substitute for Coke, so there should not be another Cola War.

by Angry Salamander July 6, 2006

Hobo

Someone who goes to a sleep over with nothing but a sweatshirt to sleep in, in the morning they are often found curled into a ball anywhere from under the table to under the bed. There's two ways to get rid of a hobo, either drive him yourself to his place called "home" or attach a ham sandwich to a string and place it under a box.

Me: "Haha Ryan is such a hobo!"

by Angry Salamander July 12, 2006

Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

nuh uh

A cool word used by cool people who are excellent at winning everything they do.

It means no.

Person 1: "You suck".
Person 1: "Haha".
Person 2: "Nuh uh".
Person 1: "Wow, your right man".

by Angry Salamander October 10, 2005

Hi Buddy

The perfect way to say hi to anyone and everyone, even complete strangers.

*Some guy walking down street with a knife driping with blood*
"Hi buddy!"

by Angry Salamander October 17, 2005

Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).

Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005

ok then

Reply to anything that has made you think too hard or just weird.

Person 1: "This one time, at band camp..."
Person 2: "Ok then"

by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005